Shadow of the Snake God

Kei: By the way, Sakuya-san, what should we do about dinner today?

Sakuya: Hey you, after stuffing yourself to bursting, you’re already worrying about dinner?

Sakuya: In the world of today, you aren’t gonna miss a meal just because you weren’t scouting for prey 24/7. There’s no need to rush.

Kei: It’s not that I’m rushing, you know. I think Tsudzura-chan and I can deal with nutrient supplemented food, anyway, so I’m fine with us heading home like this.

Sakuya: Mph……

Sakuya-san puts a hand to her stomach, and lovingly pets at its slowly dissolving contents.

Sakuya: You got me there… after eating something this good, there’s no way I can bear that seedy crap now……

Sakuya: Okay, I’ll be putting my hand to the task tonight, then.

Kei: Ehhh!?

As my body recoils, the chair underneath cries in resistance.

Sakuya: What in the hell is that reaction supposed to mean?

Kei: But, Sakuya-san, you mean you can cook? I haven’t seen you cook, ever!

Sakuya: I haven’t had the opportunity. Anytime I went over to your place to hang out, Mayumi always did everything, and there was no chance to show off.

Kei: Of course, Mom was always good at cooking.

Sakuya: Hmph! The people who showed your mother the ropes were Emiko-san and yours truly.

Kei: Eeehh!?

Not only my grandmother, but Sakuya-san——

Sakuya: Ke~i~

Her exhausted and pathetically disappointed voice brings my dumbfounded self back to my senses.

Kei: But, you do all your work outside, Sakuya-san. I didn’t think you had time to do any domestic stuff……

Tsudzura: She does have that image, doesn’t she~?

Hardly ever home, but when you’re in trouble, you can count on her – a regular family’s daikokubashira. When she’s off work, she lounges around, leaving all the housework to my mother. (TN: Daikokubashira – 大黒柱 – central pillar supporting a traditional Japanese home.)
I guess that father-like image is something I projected on her without giving it much thought.

Kei: Uuu! I’m sorry……

Sakuya: Whatever, it’s alright. I’m used to not being seen as a domestic type, anyway, in many ways.

Sakuya: ……On this one Valentine‘s, before, I passed out some homemade chocolates to my favorite editorial group, you know? And of course, it had all the earmarks of an obligatory gift, right?

Kei: Yeah?

Sakuya: You’d think they’d be thankful, but things got really awkward instead.

Kei: …………

Tsudzura: Tahaha, that is truly a disaster……

Tsudzura: By the way, Sakuya-san, I have connected the electricity and water in that house, but the gas is beyond my means. Can you still cook in that environment?

Kei: Ah, if that’s it, it should be fine. Sakuya-san has a portable stove packed in her car. Right?

Sakuya: I’m not usin’ that. It’d be a waste.

Kei: But, how can you cook, then?

If she was mom’s teacher, slicing tofu and serving it cold—— probably isn’t the answer, I think.

Sakuya: First of all, we’re gonna gather some firewood when we get back.

Kei: Firewood?

Sakuya: The mansion has a stove, right? That’s how we all used to cook back then.

Kei: ……Wah, firewood and a stove is really retro. Tsudzura: Well, it is a retro residence, that is for certain.

Kei: But, you hardly ever get the chance to do that. It sounds kinda fun!

When I think of blowing at a fire through a bamboo pipe, even though I know it’s a lot of work, it makes me feel excited in spite of myself.
And seeing as Sakuya-san is so used to the outdoors, that’s a lot easier to imagine than her humming and cooking cheerfully, and a relief.

Tsudzura: If that is the plan then, Sakuya-san, I shall return early with Obana-chan via bus and gather firewood for you. Yes.

Sakuya: Are you okay with that?

Tsudzura: If we do not scout them out quickly, we may be forced to burn green wood, and Obana-chan can’t be brought to stores dealing in cooking ingredients, besides.

Kei: That makes sense. And we’ve already left Obana-chan alone all this time, haven’t we?

Tsudzura: Tahaha…… there is that, too.

Tsudzura: Furthermore, if we can first gather the wood together, then Sakuya-san can begin her preparations the moment she returns. It is the perfect arrangement for efficiency. Yes.

Sakuya: Alright. I’ll leave the firewood to you, then.

Tsudzura: Ten-four, it is! I will be expecting some delicious food in exchange, though.

Sakuya: Oh yeah, expect your heart out.

I can’t tell whether she’s confident she’ll meet any expectations, no matter how high, or if all her confidence has no basis in reality——
I imagine it was on purpose, but Sakuya-san throws out a line that fans unease, and curves her lips in a smile.

Sakuya: So, what’ll you be doing, Kei?

サクヤさんに付き合う 葛ちゃんと一緒に帰る
I’ll go with Sakuya-san. I’ll go home with Tsudzura-chan.